Hope College Norovirus Simulator

Norovirus Simulator Screenshot

Relieve your quarantine-induced boredom for forty seconds or so with my new Norovirus Simulator! Watch the disease spread via person-to-person contact or a contaminated environment (AKA piles of puke). Includes realistic barfing sounds, recorded by actual Norovirus victims!

DOWNLOAD THE NOROVIRUS SIMULATOR

TO RUN NOROVIRUS SIMULATOR:
Unzip the downloaded file by right-clicking on it and selecting “Extract all…”. Click through the Wizard that pops up, using all default options. This will create a folder called “norovirus-simulator” in the same location as the downloaded file. Open that folder and double-click “NorovirusSimulator.exe”.

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12 Responses to “Hope College Norovirus Simulator”

  1. Jon Dean says:

    Gary, you know I can’t stand an asterisk with no corresponding footnote!

  2. Eileen says:

    I tried to open it following your directions and figuring it out on my own, but I couldn’t do it!

  3. Katie says:

    i did too :(

  4. Garrison Benson says:

    Make sure you are not mistaking the norovirus-simulator ZIP file for the norovirus-simulator FOLDER. The zip file will look and act like a folder, except there’s a zipper on its icon.

  5. dutchman says:

    this is hilarious! nice work.

  6. Susan and Maria says:

    Definitely thought this was a game. It was realistic to the atmosphere of the campus!

  7. Doug Gillespie says:

    This is great, good job!

  8. Nate Johnson says:

    Poop, I can’t get it to work. Does it matter that I have Vista?

  9. Stephen says:

    *claps* Another Garrison T. Benson Masterpiece

  10. Travis says:

    AMAZING! Took less than two minutes for everyone to get sick! Could you add functionality for Phys Plant cleaning staff and students who leave and come back? What would happen if students took it home and spread it to their hometowns? How long would it take the world (hypothetically) to get infected?

  11. Original post by mattusmaximus

  12. KrisBelucci says:

    Original post by mattusmaximus

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